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<h2> Chronic Pain</h2>
<h2> 花之呻吟（古典版）</h2>
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<pre>
    I grow and grow and need
    a lot of attention
    葳蕤自喧妍，风情盼人怜。
    I'm kind of tall shouldn't
    I mention
    枝叶玉亭亭，奈何不能言？
    I love drinking water 
    and relaxing in the sun
    溪畔濯清露，云中戏碧天。
    I get treated great
    and I'm having fun
    欣蒙人眷顾，奕然心花巅。
    Everyone looks at me 
    when they pass
    矫矫黛眉过，莫不恨己颜。
    They might even think of me
    at mass
    祭台圣光里，犹把梦魂牵。
    Life is really good 
    I'm setting a trend
    浮世众芬芳，扬扬我为先。
    But as soon as I make some buds 
    my life will end
    怎知新蕊时，无由惨遭践。
    People will betray 
    and stab me in the back
    此间多嫉妒，毁谤非眼前。
    Because self-defense is something
    I lack
    吾辈一何愚，自沦弓下雁。
    They will cut me up 
    and put me into bags
    素茎浊手折，命沉泥淖间。
    And probably end up
    in the hands of old hags
    或缝某恶妪，惶惶顾自嗟。
    They will light me on fire
    and turn me into ashes
    终将舞灼炭，萋萋化烬烟。
    Damn it I hope
    I give you hot flashes
    I hope you get cancer
    or at least coke or pant
    不堪此重辱，咒尔病魔缱。
    Life really sucks 
    when you're a hydro chronic plant
    泠泠一幽草，岁月深似渊！</pre>
<h2> 忍痛（现代版）</h2>
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    I grow and grow and need
    a lot of attention
    我伸展又伸展，
    期待你送来秋水般的媚眼；
    I'm kind of tall shouldn't
    I mention
    生而挺拔翘楚，
    怎不令我心生期盼？
    I love drinking water 
    and relaxing in the sun
    畅饮那甘美的泉流，
    我在阳光下翩跹；
    I get treated great 
    and I'm having fun
    有人照料是多么惬意，
    我要尽情绽放笑颜。
    Everyone looks at me 
    when they pass
    任谁，只要从我身旁经过，
    必定会陷入深深的迷恋；
    They might even think of me 
    at mass
    纵使那神圣的弥散，
    也阻挡不了人们对我的思念；
    Life is really good 
    I'm setting a trend
    世界如此曼妙，
    我——却是它的青天！
    But as soon as I make some buds
    my life will end
    可是，多么可怕！
    一旦我含苞待放，
    生命竟会惨遭终结！
    People will betray 
    and stab me in the back
    他们欺骗着我，
    在看不见的角落里，
    嘀咕着冰冷的恶言；
    Because self-defense is something
    I lack
    可恨我如此纤弱，
    甚至都没有足够的力量
    来保护自己的娇妍……
    They will cut me up 
    and put me into bags
    于是，我细颈儿被剪，
    香魂儿被迁；
    And probably end up 
    in the hands of old hags
    或许，最后我还会流浪到
    丑陋的老女人手里，
    They will light me on fire 
    and turn me into ashes
    然后再在明亮的火焰中，
    幻化成一缕轻烟。
    Damn it I hope 
    I give you hot flashes
    可恶的人啊，
    我诅咒猩红热来把你赶儿；
    I hope you get cancer 
    or at least coke or pant
    抑或是癌症、咳嗽、哮喘
    将你缠儿。
    Life really sucks 
    when you're a hydro chronic plant
    我本是一枚水灵灵的花草儿，
    奈何生活将我如此煎！</pre>
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